Reduction of sodium hydride by fluorine gas in vacuum
Tuesday, November 24th, 2009IT is ON again: Na Promoted Aerobic Oxidation of Alcohols to Ketones, Tet. Lett., 2009, in press. [tx mt and Excimer][1]
I’m not quite in a position yet to judge English (but shouldn’t there be a hyphen in the title?) In fact, what pissed me off is the negligence that led to a blatant (in my view) typo in the abstract. It is not nickel (III) chloride that should be there, but nickel (II) chloride. Because nickel (III) chloride does not exist in the hands of people who manage to pull this shit off. It immediately gets oxidized to Ni (MMXII).

I don’t have problems with believing the chemistry. Shit happens, you know. Nickel and sodium metals under nitrogen will oxidize your mom. The reviewers have obviously had better things to do than paying attention. Or writing blog rants. Then, the confused reader is wondering: “Maybe it happened on quenching? Maybe their nitrogen was not pure?” and directs his attention to supplementary information. Which is? Bingo! Not there, ’cause it’s TetLett. I understand that you can’t tell everything there is in a four-page communication, and I’m sure that the authors are working on a follow-up, working so hard that they can’t even double-check what’s in the abstract of their fucking paper. They know it will attract attention, this is why they decided to work on it. Yet — they don’t give a fuck.
Just fucking shoot me. I just can’t express my concern with the fact that this kind of thing happens all the fucking time, everywhere. I’m telling you, twenty years from now, when the internet kids will raise their kids, the last grammar nazis will be prosecuted the same way as the actual nazis are. Then y’all be crying like spanked bitches. I really hope that fucking neutrinos become microwaves way before this, so that we build giant floating buckets of hope and go adrift off the shores of Himalayas.

No big deal? The consequences of chronic, ubiquitous neglect extend well beyond scientific publishing and writing. As it could’ve been put in Soviet Russia, today you neglect to notice a typo in the abstract of your paper, tomorrow you’ll sell the Motherland. In Soviet Russia, which might have suffered from neglect (among other things) more than any country in the world. I’m willing to go as far as blaming the failure of the cute little idea of communism on the fact that people don’t give a fuck, not because they’re evil or greedy as a society. Ok, I’d better wrap up now.
I kind of feel miserable sitting here and spewing shit for no apparent reason. Why did I spend an hour writing about it, and fifteen more minutes editing it, why do I give a fuck? What if I don’t? Will you?
[1] If the link doesn’t work, don’t blame me. I’m not the one who can’t make DOIs work for articles in press and publishes ISHTAR.





