Not that it’s relevant, but people presumably use Viagra despite the potential hazard to their valuables (the “if you have an erection for four straight hours, please see a doctor” bit). It just depends what the incentive is.

If I were the advisor (and since my graduate students and their future sexual lives are, of course, disposable), I’d be more worried about the resin bowl included. That could put a damper on the lab productivity (or maybe not – graduate school mnages to survive alcohol, mostly).

I’m somewhat disturbed that THE cock will be damaged. I mean, I don’t have a cock. If I use the tool, whose cock will suffer?

hahahahahaha Please notify male lab companions before use

Also, penis.

I prefer to wear a codpiece in lab. Not only is it fashionable, but is protective and lets me pretend I work in the days when alchemy was real. Mine was inspired by Oderus Urungus.

And if you have to use it, um, wear a cup.

Tch, tch – Luddite. It’s all about German engineering, stainless steel, and yet one more freakish screwhead requiring custom drivers. Wasn’t Torx bad enough (hexalobular internal driving feature, ISO 10664)?

http://steelwerksextreme.com/blog/
(Warning! NSFW. Hell, not safe for any mammal including monotremes.)

To Ψ*Ψ: Nightly dap topical application of a cocoa butter, lanolin, white petrolatum vehicle for ~2-5% (8R,9S,10R,13S,14S,17S)- 17-hydroxy-10,13-dimethyl- 1,2,6,7,8,9,11,12,14,15,16,17- dodecahydrocyclopenta[a]phenanthren-3-one (perhaps as the enanthate or cypionate ester) will likely elaborate your nubbin into a tallywhacker. Remember.. biology like economics is largely about apologies.

Every now and then, the internetz offers up a find. For a closet organic-chemist fan like me this one’s it! You’re bookmared. ps my fetish is bicyclo kinds of molecules. All that ring strain!

Love it, count on you to track down something like this. You find the sex jokes in all things chem.

That label looks like it belongs on engrish.com