Yes, it is on.

September 30th, 2009 by LiqC

  Honestly, I don’t how it happened. Some crazy little demon must have crawled inside the authors of this fine blog. First, Ψ*Ψ thought that it was a good idea when I asked her about joining. Normally people around me would think 2n times before making me an unannounced designated driver[1]. Given that she let me drive her car, the one that made it safely across the country, she was probably under influence. What happened to Excimer, who agreed with her in the morning, is more of a mystery to me.

  See, I’m an awful writer. I had C in literature in high school, because I didn’t bother to learn this skill of digging deep into another dead’s writer mind through his writings to figure out what he wanted to say. Then, throughout college, it has never been emphasized how important is it to be able deliver your thoughts, be it for a scienctific article or to a layman. I’m not mentioning “funding committees”, because money in Russia kind of appear out of nowhere. So I gave LiquidCarbon a try, and have had lots of fun. By the time I got in to grad school it stalled, because it takes me prohibitively long to write something coherent. At this point I’d like to thank Prof. Dr. Ms. Awesome Ekaterina Kadnikova of UMKC, who taught me, among many other things, all the functional English I know. I’ll try to make her proud. Clearly, however, my writing will never be as good as, say, that of Derek Lowe. In case you don’t know, he’s our Founding Father of sorts, who has been writing about chemistry since 2002 (at least), when the three of us were still in high school. But what can I do? On attempt of oral delivery of a rare thought that seems worth sharing and requires multiple sentences, I have trouble making sense. Unless I’m high, then the words just flow. Except nobody understands me anyway, ’cause I’m high. Besides, the folks around me don’t really like to talk about science outside of the lab. Ergo, I blog. Again. BTW, please feel free to unleash your grammar hounds on me.

  My RL[2] name is Alex, I’m a second year grad student at the Scripps Research Institute, down in sunlit La Jolla[3]. I’d like to delay a full disclosure until later, when I’m done with our unofficial group website (I’m not happy with the official one). Apparently, I have to please those desolate ones who use IE 6, and I can’t figure out what it wants from my CSS. Anyway, given the available information, an inquisitive reader can figure out who I am.[4] You’ll find more info on my profile page, I’m slowly filling it out.

  Happy birthday, CBC! Now, being a part of it, I demand cake, too! The actual content is coming shortly.

[1] n is an integer, ln(n)<0.
[2] I like to think I have one, though I often doubt it.
[3] That explains the TSRI being #1 visitor of TotSyn. ;)
[4]
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19 Comments »

Comment by Ψ*Ψ
2009-09-30 02:24:44

I could always drive down for a weekend and BAKE you a cake. Then I would have cake too :)
(and of course excimer could join us for DELICIOUS CAKE if he wanted to get out of the cornfields/lab for a while)

 
Comment by Taitauwai
2009-09-30 04:35:48

Ok..ok… I will bake all three of you a big chocolate EACH. After all, I am the cook here. Ha! Ha!

 
Comment by Chemjobber
2009-09-30 07:21:31

So, if you don’t mind me asking, when you’re a grad student at TSRI, where do you live? UTC? Del Mar? Poway? ;-)

Comment by LiqC
2009-09-30 09:43:13

I guess you’re implying that San Diego area is expensive. It’s true, but I don’t think it’s that bad. I’m in UTC (4 miles from work) and I pay 750 for a room in 3BR/2BA townhouse with a two-car garage. A little further away (Mira Mesa, Clairemont, North Park) you can find places for 600 and under.

Comment by Chemjobber
2009-09-30 11:10:11

I was just askin’. I didn’t know any TSRI grad students when I was there.

We lived near the Q, and the rents weren’t too bad. It’s all relative, really.

 
 
 
Comment by Noel
2009-09-30 09:07:47

Long footnotes and lolcat? You fit right in! Look forward to reading your posts. :)

My younger sister just started her first year at UCSD, which I’m insanely jealous of. Seeing how we’re hitting the mid 30s at night now.

Comment by Ψ*Ψ
2009-09-30 10:44:25

i warned you about the midwest! this…isn’t your first real winter, is it?

 
 
Comment by Joel
2009-09-30 09:48:03

I baked you all a cake, but I ates it.

Comment by excimer
2009-09-30 11:03:24

funny-pictures-cat-wants-his-birthday-cake.jpg

Comment by milkshake
2009-09-30 14:16:34

cupcakes.jpg

Comment by LiqC
2009-09-30 14:26:24

BRAINS… must… eat… brains…

Comment by milkshake
2009-09-30 14:32:10
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Comment by Uncle Al;
2009-09-30 13:10:03

If Scripps cruises the Drake Passage (south of -60 latitude is no dumping), up to 300 mesages in a bottle can be yours to trail. Uncle Al needs at least a month’s lead time. Curtis Ebbesmeyer will participate for retrieved botte data modeling.

A proper (not Charmat process) champagne bottle survives an eight foot drop onto concrete.The seven-layer seal is survivable against sunlight and salt water for at least a century. 15% Far East return from California Current drops. Longest travel was 14 years with Ryukuo Island landfall. We usually start with a 7500 foot drop into the Pacific from a small plane.

Uncle Al has the chops if you have the drops.

 
Comment by krest17
2009-10-01 01:19:45

LiqC – Congrat with first post. Now waiting for some “carbon based” posts from you :-)

 
Comment by chip
2009-10-03 11:32:32

If you’re at Scripps and have any interest in mass spec, look up Gary Siuzdak and tell him Chip sent you. :-)

Comment by Ψ*Ψ
2009-10-03 15:48:15

You know everyone in mass spec, don’t you? Yesterday I was in the elevator and someone mentioned you.

Comment by chip
2009-10-03 18:07:14

I hope _some_ of it was good ;-)

Comment by milkshake
2009-10-03 21:37:08

I got famous in mass-spec group in Prague after asking them to run the mix of fatty acid methylesters for my thesis on phospholipids, to determine the ratio in the natural product mix. They got a spiffy new Finnigan GC/MS filling the room size of a small hallway. When I stopped for the results, they said – “please sit down. It is with an enormous pleasure to inform you that you have just introduced a new stationary phase onto our GC column, and by the way, you are using an expensive imported brand of silicone oil for your oil baths, Czech companies are incapable of manufacturing such high Mw polysiloxane polymers. (Turns out, I had to heat up my natural product sample in a vial, and a major quantity of silicone oil got into the GC/MS sample I submitted… They were merciful and filtered out the ginormous poiysiloxane hump on which my tiny peaks were interposed so I still got my analysis results…)

 
 
 
 
Comment by lama
2010-01-25 16:00:44

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

 
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